mom hasn’t called, but I’m giving my roommate a makeoverIt is 12:37am eastern standard as I write this, overwhelmed, tantalized with excitement replaying the most provocative proposition uttered…Jan 4, 2021Jan 4, 2021
Mom hasn’t called, and my heat is set to 78 degreesWhen me and my boyfriend broke up in June just two weeks after my birthday, I felt empowered. Now, two weeks into November, with the sun…Nov 14, 2020Nov 14, 2020
Mom hasn’t called, but Michigan and me really like Joji’s new recordWhen I matched with Michigan in 2018 I was halfway in the closet, and still very much in a cult. I never told him, but he was my first…Oct 18, 2020Oct 18, 2020
Mom hasn’t called, but ballet boy’s exploring movement stillI matched with Ballet Boy on Tinder in 2019. He was one of my first dates following my break up with Curtain Call, and my first date with…Oct 15, 2020Oct 15, 2020
The Real Emily is Keke Palmer in ParisI was sold on Emily in Paris by the premise alone. Paris, career-focused dramedies, and Lily Collins’ eyebrows are among my favorite…Oct 9, 2020Oct 9, 2020
Mom hasn’t called, but there’s a life after advertisingOn September 8th @MrBeastYT tweeted, How did we all get so addicted to this app? I bet 90% of you reading this couldn’t quit using Twitter…Oct 6, 2020Oct 6, 2020
